2007年快过去了...

转眼间一年又要过去了...
今年也和往年一样...
没有什么特别...
都是过着废才过的日子...
也和以前一样一事无成...
还是那样的样衰...
运动方面还是没有成就...
爱情方面还是没有收获...
朋友没有增加反而变少...
还是没有找到人生的目标...
读书的成绩还是像垃圾那样...
结论是现在的我还是一条废才...
对这社会一点贡献也没有反而浪费地球上的资源...

钱...钱...钱...

钱虽然不是万能...
但...
没钱却万万不能...
有钱人受欢迎...
穷人被人讨厌...
有钱人有人爱...
穷人却被人恨...
有钱人可以住豪宅...
穷人只能住平民屋...
有钱人能驾进口车...
穷人只能驾国产车...
有钱人能出国旅行...
穷人只能国内旅行...
有钱人能抬头走路...
穷人只能低头走路...
有钱人能穿ADIDAS...
穷人只能穿ASASDI...
有钱人可以报读名校...
穷人只能读政府学校...
有钱人能LIN C 别人...
穷人只能被人 LIN C...
有钱人能看不起别人...
穷人只能被人看不起...
有钱人可以去高级餐厅...
穷人只能去路边大排档...
这只是本人写爽而已...
以上所写得并不是本人的立场...



Money...money...money... (ENGLISH VERSION is translated by JIBETVIN)
Money might not be everything...
Yet...
It is impossible to achieve almost everything without it...
People with money are celebrated...
People whithout money are hated...
Rich people are loved...
Poor people are despised...
Rich people live in lavish houses...
Poor people can only live in simple huts...
Rich people drive Imported automobiles...
Poor people can only drive Local Makes...
Rich people go on holidays overseas...
Poor people can only visit local destinations...
Rich people leave the door with their heads held high..
Poor people leave the door looking at the floor...
Rich people wear ADIDAS...
Poor People can only wear ASASDI...
Rich people can go to private schools...
Poor people must join government schools...
Rich people can treat others badly...
Poor people are treated badly by others...
Rich people look down on other people...
Poor people are looked down upon by other people...
Rich people go to high class restaurants...
Poor people can only go to road stalls...
This is writen only for entertainment...
Everything Mentioned above are not directly connected to the author...

鸡根 Part2

时常都会听到别人跟我说:"你很样衰."...
无所谓我已习惯了,我也接受得到...
因为样衰并不是我的错...
也不是父母的错...
更不是他人的错...
但如果你出来吓人就是你的错...
为了不要吓到人...
每当我参加一些聚会时...
我都会静静的坐在一个角落...
那样别人就不会发现你的存在...
同时间也不会因样衰而得罪人...
时常都会被人冷落...
有时我离开了都没人知...
最好的解决方法就是自闭...
又不会吓到人又不会得罪人...
TO BE CONTINUE


ENGLISH VERSION is translated by JIBETVIN
Often i hear ppl tell me :" You Very Yong Shoi"
No problem, i've already gotten used to it. I can accept it.
Because "Yong Shoi" is not my fault to blame...
neither is it my parents'
even less the Heavens above..
But if u come out to scare ppl, it is your fault
Therefore, to not scare ppl..
everytime i am at an event,
i will silently crouch down at a corner
that way, ppl wont notice that u exist
at the same time, your Yong Shoi will not provoke other ppl
Often get "cold" by ppl
at times i leave also nobody know
best solution is to Zi Bi
wont Scare Ppl, wont provoke ppl..
To Be Continued

鸡根的人生

活在这世界上已快18年9个月了...
回头看一看,想一想却发现...
原来活了那么的久却是一事无成...
依然清晰回忆里只有失败这两个字...
人长的不怎样但有时侯却因样衰而令人讨厌...
根本都不是读书的料...
不论怎样的努力,成绩依然像垃圾那样...
运动就不用说,一点天分也没有...
什么球都会打但没有一个是打的好...
朋友...所认识的朋友...
大多数都不是真心的...
多数都是利用而已...无事不登三宝殿...
真心的朋友我也不知有多少个...
没有一样东西能得心应手...
TO BE CONTINUE..........


ENGLISH VERSION is translated by JIBETVIN
I've lived in this world for almost 18 years and 9 months now...
Looking back in thought, i come to realize...
That i've lived so long without doing a single thing...
All along only the word Failure fills my mind...
Not much to look at, yet because of Yong Soi i am hated by people...
Totally not meant for studying...
No matter much i work, grades are still like rubbish...
Sports, no need to talk about. No talent at all...
I can play any ball.. but suck in all...
Friends... most of them are fakers...
most are not for real...
most just like to use people...
dont know how many of them are real...
TO BE CONTINUE

焦人和蛋人

焦人就是那些本身是,
亚洲人但爱洋人的,
文化,食物,东西.....
因为香焦的皮是黄的,
而里面是白的.....
蛋人指的是本身是洋人,
但偏喜欢亚洲人的事情....
鸡蛋的里面是黄的,
而外面是白的.....

追人的道理

当你要追一个人的时...
请把你的目标弄清楚...
你想追的人可以分为六种...
no need-指的是你根本不想追的...
no use-指的是追来也没有用...
too expensive-指的是那些又贵又掉高价,LIN CEE的人...
too risky-指的是很多人要追的人...
got interest-指的是追到他后,你们可以互相利用...
investable-指的是你要和可以安全的追的人...

FORREST GUMP

An Original Film...
A boy wif a IQ of 75...
FORREST GUMP...
My momma always said:
Life was like a box of chocolate,
you never know what you gonna get...
Momma always have the way to explain thing,
so that i can understand....
God damn it,Gump...
U r God damn genius,
tat the most outstanding answer i ever heard...
u must have a god damn IQ above 160..
I not a Smart GUY,
But i know what love is...

W.H.Y SUM PPL MUST BE LIN CEE

y sum ppl must be so LIN CEE...
they think they r cool when LC...
they dun knw hw YONG SHUAI they r when LC...
they think their status is higher...
they think they r better than other ppl...
SO，ＷＨＡＴ！！！
他们以为自己很屌．．．
他们以为自己很酷．．．
他们以为自己很高贵．．．
他们不知自己很样衰．．．
又，怎样？？
你只是地球上一个小小的生物．．．

先天

有的人因先天的条件比别人好....
而感到骄傲和自大....
自以为自己是一条龙....
其实你只是一条虫....
自以为自己是天才....
其实你只是地才....
自以为自己什么都比他人好....
要记得一山还有一山高....
你并不比别人好....
你只是比别人好运而已....
你所拥有的一切都不是靠自己得来....
而是你父母提供给你的....
你并不需要感到骄傲....
因为你只是一个永远长不大的废才....

60km/h

This is the speedometer of my car...
as u can see i drive quite slow(60km/h)...
many of my fren say i drive like an old man(AH PAK)...
even gals also faster than me...
bt who care ???
i dun care... as long as i reach my destination...
u drive faster than me...SO WAT!!!
u car CC bigger than my car CC...SO WAT!!!
u potong my car...SO WAT!!!
u car is new...SO WAT!!!
if u on the way to a party...
suddenly u involve in a car accident bcuz of ur EGO...
there is only one thing i wan to say:
"SORRY LA,the party doesn't wait for u,
v hav to start nw."
so drive safely...
DUN SHOW OFF ON THE ROAD....

BERTZ

Actually,wat is bertz???...
i also dun knw...
bt i try find it in dictionary...
dictionary dun hav the word...
according to sum of my fren bertz is use to describe....
(1)liang moi...
(2)their gf...
are BERTZ important???
the answer is YES...
this is wat i read for a book...
which say tat if u watch bertz 10 minute per day...
it can reduce the chance of getting heart attack by 1o%...
HAHA... so start to watch BERTZ la...
make sure u watch the right bertz...

喝茶的目的

当你要和朋友去喝茶时....
请把喝茶的目的搞清楚....
要不然当你坐下来时....
你就会发现你的朋友....
每个都会作他们自己的事....
有的忙着发短讯....
有的忙着玩电话....
有的忙着看漫画....
有的忙着看BERTZ....
这时你可以说一句话:
"我不知我来这里,作么!"

This is what kevin a.k.a big bucks like to do...

静盈...喝茶!
鸡根...快点上车!!我们在你家门口了!!
刘...定吧!!!那样大便才会硬!!!
肥叶...下车!!!因为你很重!!!HAHA
Shuk Fen打給Dora!!!因为Dora是大小姐!!!NEED TIME TO PREPARE
搞俊,BEV,ELAINE,出唩!!!我很闷!!!
LOh...我的轮胎!!!要没有花纹了!!!
敏盈...你家很远!!!油价很高....油很贵!!!ONE LTR=RM1.90 in ESSO DAMAI!!!

这只是我写爽而已,要看就不要生气,也不要小气...
上述有被提到的人请多多包涵,如果有得罪,请不要生气...
For those who dun knw chinese pls read this...
all this thing i write for fun only,so if u wan to read pls dun angry...
for those who i hav mention,pls forgive me...
haha...
Bahasa Melayu pula...
Semua ini saya tulis untuk main saja...kalau mau baca jgn marah....
untuk semua yang saya tulis di atas,sila maafkan saya....
haha...
请不要生气!!!
PLS DUN ANGRY!!!
JGN MARAH!!!

考试的理论

当考试来临的时候...
一定要记住...
书照读...
尽量读...
不包懂....
试照考......

懦夫

I dun knw wat the definition of 懦夫...
bt 懦夫 is good....
cuz 懦夫 is very suk....
suk suk suk suk....
so try to be 懦夫 la...
haha...

Word said by SHIN CHAN

Recently , i read bout wat shin chan write in his blog....
n i saw one sentence....
which said tat "Every sucessfull guy, has a girl behind him"..
i think tis is BULLSHIT...
many useless guy still gt a gal behind...
sorry for shin chan...
i din mean to step u...

People With Sharp Knife

this wat i experience when i gt to knw ppl...
most of them pretend to be good wif u....
without ur notice , u hav been stab wif their knife...
tis is wat we call as back-stab...
well, tis is wat life is n v hav to face it...