追人的道理

当你要追一个人的时...
请把你的目标弄清楚...
你想追的人可以分为六种...
no need-指的是你根本不想追的...
no use-指的是追来也没有用...
too expensive-指的是那些又贵又掉高价,LIN CEE的人...
too risky-指的是很多人要追的人...
got interest-指的是追到他后,你们可以互相利用...
investable-指的是你要和可以安全的追的人...

FORREST GUMP

An Original Film...
A boy wif a IQ of 75...
FORREST GUMP...
My momma always said:
Life was like a box of chocolate,
you never know what you gonna get...
Momma always have the way to explain thing,
so that i can understand....
God damn it,Gump...
U r God damn genius,
tat the most outstanding answer i ever heard...
u must have a god damn IQ above 160..
I not a Smart GUY,
But i know what love is...

W.H.Y SUM PPL MUST BE LIN CEE

y sum ppl must be so LIN CEE...
they think they r cool when LC...
they dun knw hw YONG SHUAI they r when LC...
they think their status is higher...
they think they r better than other ppl...
SO，ＷＨＡＴ！！！
他们以为自己很屌．．．
他们以为自己很酷．．．
他们以为自己很高贵．．．
他们不知自己很样衰．．．
又，怎样？？
你只是地球上一个小小的生物．．．

先天

有的人因先天的条件比别人好....
而感到骄傲和自大....
自以为自己是一条龙....
其实你只是一条虫....
自以为自己是天才....
其实你只是地才....
自以为自己什么都比他人好....
要记得一山还有一山高....
你并不比别人好....
你只是比别人好运而已....
你所拥有的一切都不是靠自己得来....
而是你父母提供给你的....
你并不需要感到骄傲....
因为你只是一个永远长不大的废才....

60km/h

This is the speedometer of my car...
as u can see i drive quite slow(60km/h)...
many of my fren say i drive like an old man(AH PAK)...
even gals also faster than me...
bt who care ???
i dun care... as long as i reach my destination...
u drive faster than me...SO WAT!!!
u car CC bigger than my car CC...SO WAT!!!
u potong my car...SO WAT!!!
u car is new...SO WAT!!!
if u on the way to a party...
suddenly u involve in a car accident bcuz of ur EGO...
there is only one thing i wan to say:
"SORRY LA,the party doesn't wait for u,
v hav to start nw."
so drive safely...
DUN SHOW OFF ON THE ROAD....

BERTZ

Actually,wat is bertz???...
i also dun knw...
bt i try find it in dictionary...
dictionary dun hav the word...
according to sum of my fren bertz is use to describe....
(1)liang moi...
(2)their gf...
are BERTZ important???
the answer is YES...
this is wat i read for a book...
which say tat if u watch bertz 10 minute per day...
it can reduce the chance of getting heart attack by 1o%...
HAHA... so start to watch BERTZ la...
make sure u watch the right bertz...

喝茶的目的

当你要和朋友去喝茶时....
请把喝茶的目的搞清楚....
要不然当你坐下来时....
你就会发现你的朋友....
每个都会作他们自己的事....
有的忙着发短讯....
有的忙着玩电话....
有的忙着看漫画....
有的忙着看BERTZ....
这时你可以说一句话:
"我不知我来这里,作么!"

This is what kevin a.k.a big bucks like to do...

静盈...喝茶!
鸡根...快点上车!!我们在你家门口了!!
刘...定吧!!!那样大便才会硬!!!
肥叶...下车!!!因为你很重!!!HAHA
Shuk Fen打給Dora!!!因为Dora是大小姐!!!NEED TIME TO PREPARE
搞俊,BEV,ELAINE,出唩!!!我很闷!!!
LOh...我的轮胎!!!要没有花纹了!!!
敏盈...你家很远!!!油价很高....油很贵!!!ONE LTR=RM1.90 in ESSO DAMAI!!!

这只是我写爽而已,要看就不要生气,也不要小气...
上述有被提到的人请多多包涵,如果有得罪,请不要生气...
For those who dun knw chinese pls read this...
all this thing i write for fun only,so if u wan to read pls dun angry...
for those who i hav mention,pls forgive me...
haha...
Bahasa Melayu pula...
Semua ini saya tulis untuk main saja...kalau mau baca jgn marah....
untuk semua yang saya tulis di atas,sila maafkan saya....
haha...
请不要生气!!!
PLS DUN ANGRY!!!
JGN MARAH!!!

考试的理论

当考试来临的时候...
一定要记住...
书照读...
尽量读...
不包懂....
试照考......

懦夫

I dun knw wat the definition of 懦夫...
bt 懦夫 is good....
cuz 懦夫 is very suk....
suk suk suk suk....
so try to be 懦夫 la...
haha...

Word said by SHIN CHAN

Recently , i read bout wat shin chan write in his blog....
n i saw one sentence....
which said tat "Every sucessfull guy, has a girl behind him"..
i think tis is BULLSHIT...
many useless guy still gt a gal behind...
sorry for shin chan...
i din mean to step u...

People With Sharp Knife

this wat i experience when i gt to knw ppl...
most of them pretend to be good wif u....
without ur notice , u hav been stab wif their knife...
tis is wat we call as back-stab...
well, tis is wat life is n v hav to face it...