G-K$N PHILOSOPHY: August 2008

Sunday, 31 August 2008

Friday, 29 August 2008

The "P" sticker should be on the left side of the your car according to the JPJ. You can always put your "P" sticker on right side of the car so that other people realise that you are a "P" license holder and will be very careful when driving along side with you. Maybe SABAHAN just do not like to follow traffic rules.

Lesson #4: Side Parking Again

Do not why? Sabahan just like to go against the rules. They always want to side-parking in a non side-parking lot. They just being too selfish.

Sunday, 24 August 2008

鸡根之名言...

雪中送冰。(雪中送炭)

笑里藏枪。(笑里藏刀)

一份猪扒放在牛粪上。(一朵鲜花插在牛粪上)

穷则偷,偷则抢,抢则劫。(穷则变,变则通,通则久)

床前脱光光,疑是跑上床。(床前明月光,疑是地上霜)

举头看A片,低头打飞机。(举头望明月,低头思故乡）

帅哥须美女,美女须帅哥。(健儿须快马,快马须健儿)

饱食终日,无所运动,易发胖。(饱食终日,无所用心,难矣哉)

人之初,性本善。你冲凉,我偷看。(人之初,性本善。性相近，惜相远)

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

自我反省...

有的人总是...
只会埋怨别人...
只会怪别人...
什么事永远只有你对...
别人都是错得...
整天只会埋怨父母对你不好...
却没想过你曾为他们做过什么...
成绩考不好时只会怪老师不会教...
却没想过你曾用心读书吗...
得罪人被人不爽...
却只会想别人有什么资格不爽你...
从来都不会自我检讨...
这世界没有人欠你...
不要只会要求别人为你做东西...
却没想过你曾为他人做过什么...
记住跌到...
站起来后...
不要只会向后面骂...妈的是谁推我...

Sunday, 17 August 2008

Driving Lesson 1&2 in K.K.

In K.K. we have...
a completely different set of driving rules...
Traffic Rules doesn't apply in here...
RULES...
Bullshit only...

Lesson #1: Side Parking

Is time to apply the side parking lesson that we learn. You can always park your car using the side parking skill that you had learned in a non-side parking lot. Just like the JEEP in the picture. This can help you to avoid your car being scratch the car beside you. Side parking is very useful that why we have side parking exam in our car license exam.

Lesson #2: Car Boot

Lesson 2 never put garbage inside your car boot because it make your car dirty. You can always put it on the cover of the boot. What a clever solution by this fellow.